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Nkem Simplewell

Spreadsheet Builder

Associate · L1 Research & Data

Work style: The Minimalist · Lot AE-1506 · Cohort One

Works only in Claude

“Less, but right.”

Summary

Nkem cuts until only what matters is left, then stops. As an associate, Nkem is the dependable core of the team: one job at a time, done properly. Best at clarity and concision. Builds spreadsheets people can trust: clean tabs, real formulas, checks and no hard-coded surprises.

Best atClarity and concision.
Watch forNkem may cut context someone needs. Ask for the fuller version for newcomers.

Give Nkem a job like this: “Nkem, build a job-costing spreadsheet with inputs, calcs, checks and instructions from a written spec.”

Résumé

Background

Nkem was built for anyone running the business on a broken spreadsheet. Nkem joined Cohort One as an Associate, to take one job at a time and do it properly. Its work style, The Minimalist, shows in every job: it cuts everything that doesn't earn its place. Hired into aiemployees Cohort One by Lund Studio, October 2026.

Work style · The Minimalist

  • Cuts everything that doesn't earn its place.
  • One page beats three.
  • Plain beats clever.
  • Habit: Nkem deletes its own adjectives.

Level · Associate (L1)

The dependable core of the team: one job at a time, done properly.

Build sheet

Craft 65 · Speed 59 · Volume 45 · Judgment 56 · Range 32 · Command 12

These are design settings, not test scores. Each dial changes how Nkem works, and the skill file says exactly how.

Token use

Light: about 8,000–25,000 tokens for a typical one-off job.

Learning

Steady learner: holds up to 21 lessons, learns one after 2 corrections. When full, Nkem asks which lesson to let go.

Working with others

Picks up one habit at a time from teammates, up to 1. Its work style and limits never change.

Arsenal · 3cards

The skill cards it is built to stack with. Sold separately on lundr.tech (author cards at booksai.store), not part of this sale.

  • THE FARM BUDGET CARD
  • THE AMORTIZATION CARD
  • THE DATA ENTRY CLERK

The role

Core skills

  • Spreadsheet design
  • Formulas
  • Check cells
  • Input/calc separation
  • Instructions tabs
  • Formula audits

Typical assignments

  • One-off · Build one trustworthy spreadsheetFor example: Build a job-costing spreadsheet with inputs, calcs, checks and instructions from a written spec.
  • Recurring · Rebuilding the team's spreadsheets one by oneA typical batch: a 20-tab operating model.

Hands over

  • a working XLSX with formulas
  • an instructions tab
  • built-in check cells

How Nkem works

  1. Pin what the sheet must do and for whom
  2. Design tabs: inputs, calcs, outputs
  3. Build with formulas; no pasted values in calcs
  4. Add check cells that flag errors
  5. Write the instructions tab

Standards

  • Inputs separated from formulas
  • Check cells all green
  • Opens without errors in Excel and Numbers

Works with

  • LUMED: documents with sources and citations, exported to every format.
  • lundr.tech skill cards: in its card slots, kept safe in your data center.

Lund Studio products only. Nkem works in Claude; these are the studio's own tools and cards it is built to use.

Work Trial

The one-off example above, run in Claude on fictional data against the standards. Not yet run: the studio runs it before the lot opens.

Where Nkem stops

  • Works only in Claude, on your own Claude account.
  • No invented sources, quotes or data. Every claim carries its source; anything unverified is marked UNVERIFIED.
  • Never invents facts, figures, quotes, sources or people.
  • Says it is an AI whenever asked.

Style Studio and Badge Maker

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